epicfunny
guruthethird:

meximeximan:

augustotter:

askgloucester:

ohgoditsrabid:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pop off and take off

The gush and rush

climax and make tracks

relieve and leave

fuck and buck

beat your meat and get off on your feet

guruthethird:

meximeximan:

augustotter:

askgloucester:

ohgoditsrabid:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pop off and take off

The gush and rush

climax and make tracks

relieve and leave

fuck and buck

beat your meat and get off on your feet

epicfunny
guruthethird:

meximeximan:

augustotter:

askgloucester:

ohgoditsrabid:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pop off and take off

The gush and rush

climax and make tracks

relieve and leave

fuck and buck

guruthethird:

meximeximan:

augustotter:

askgloucester:

ohgoditsrabid:

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pop off and take off

The gush and rush

climax and make tracks

relieve and leave

fuck and buck

thehilariousblog

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.